Anemone

 Anemone is a film about nothing for no one. I cannot even begin to describe how much of an ordeal it was being trapped in that cottage watching these two drunk manchildren scowl at each other occasionally broken up by baffling monologues about defecating in the face of a predatory priest. The film i guess is about the hard fought reconciliation of two brothers but the movie is so opaque that it’s hard to even get that far. This is the great Daniel Day-Lewis’ first onscreen appearance since 2017’s excellent Phantom Thread and his main motive for his role is to write a film with his son that his son can direct. It is a blatant vanity project that never once lets you forget how much of a pretentious exercise it is. Films rarely get more unwatchable than this.

 I Give It 0 Stars!!!